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Stephen Blair

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  1. is that it split mate or just raw material in lenghts. i am presuming its the latter. cheers steve
  2. thou shalt not use felt tacks to repair 4 foot rip on norway spruce whenith 16 and weelding a blunt bowsaw up a ladder. I am very sorry mr robertson, it is still there all shrivelled up 16 years later held with said tack. This thread has turned into confessions. oh how professional us ARBORISTS are.
  3. thou shall always check for bt poles before reducing beech hedge with 046.
  4. thou shalt always check fellow climber isnt wearing a microphone when you are 60 foot up a tree, doing a program for bbc 2. And let me babble on about all the dirty stuff i would like to do to the camera crew girlies.
  5. Thou shalt not reveal all crazy ins and outs that goesoneth at work, especially the stuffith about Grey squirrels and young pigeons.
  6. thou shall always cut off any naughty branches that drive climber mad, and explain to customer it is crown restoration. thy groundy should never ever touchy blower until ALL lifting and raking is dunneth Thy groundy should never send up noisy cutty tool without checking that it doesnt need drinky drinky first
  7. would the cheapest way be, to mulch the lot into the ground. no money back but not much spent.
  8. any pics mate, love to see it:001_smile:
  9. Thou shall never talk the words of soccery football crap in the visinity of a woodcuter
  10. thou shall always drive the mog around the town while groundy is trying to take a dump in the chipbox. Groundy shall never take end off blower stick it in his fly and take leaky leaky behind customers back while i am talking to said gorgious customer trying not to piss myself
  11. thou shalt not fill saw in middle of lawn thou shalt not use loppers on high tensile wire thou shalt not trip up and put spikes through brand new nitrak boots thou shalt not run over jerry can with mog on monoblock driveway thou shalt not get caught having a slash by customer behind garage thou shalt never try and shake hands with the customer who is a philidamite(so so wrong) thou shalt never chip climbing bag and 026
  12. i was told about these years ago and didnt really think they existed, get it bolted onto a hiab and throw away the spikes
  13. thats excellent mate, any word on moggy insurance
  14. it depends how long it can sit about. Firewood and the cash will be in your pocket by the weekend, chip would be the second quickest, but top dollar lovely size packaging would be worth a fortune but a lot of work.
  15. Dont tell buzz, he will have his giant hiezo round on the john deere in the morning. ha ha
  16. sounds perfect for a firewood processor, but what a waste that would be.
  17. lol i love they way you beat about the bush mate, just get straight to the point:001_tongue:I suggested dean to get a pto sprayer for his tractor with 2 lances, fill it up with soapy bubble and wash the carpark down twice a day as well as the cars from all the crap, and leave the birdies alone. did you get my pm?
  18. That was then, i would of flailed the bijeezus out of it 3 years ago for 80Quid, on hogmany with a howling east wind. ha ha:001_tt1:
  19. Remember that pm i sent you!who needs a hedge cutter!" lanses, just forget the soapy bubble. Its a cash cow mate. Think outside the box. I just want 10% commission mate:001_tongue:
  20. this time next year it will be lovely:001_tongue:

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