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Rentachimp

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  1. The blood rushing back to your toes after half a day's chogging down on spikes.

     

    Getting out of the middle seat of a transit after riding 3's up for an hour and a half.

     

    The time between taking your boots and chainsaw trousers off and your spouse/mother yelling at you for messing the house up.

     

    Something getting broke and KNOWING it's not your fault :evil: e.g. cocky groundie not putting enough wraps on the porta-wrap.

  2. I always wonder, what if you are out on the town and someone slips you some illegal drug - in your drink, say - you'd still fail a drug test even though it were not your fault

     

    Similarly, with ketamine and similar medicinal tranquilisers, how could they tell the difference between medically administrated or illegal drugs in your system?

  3. This is how i set up an outdoor sharpening rig

    I fell high and then carve a step, with about a 2 x 1in raised step, then bore into the step and cut down, against the grain, into the stump. this holds it faster than merely carving a horizontal groove and allows you to sharpen more teeth at once than boring into a log or stem.

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  4. I was shimmying down a diagonal ash stem, about 12in diameter, cutting 1ft rings off, and i caught my sack on a stub. I panicked because, for about 20 seconds, I couldn't release my weight!

     

    I thought they were gonna have to amputate!

  5. Neath Port Talbot council were brilliant, gear wise, as the tree officer and supervisor, Nick Thomas, was experienced, and also progressive. We all had two ropes, a long and a bloody long, and a strop with Vt and pulley.

     

    Cambium savers, big shot, slings, figure 8's, art friction device, shunts, ascenders, comprehensive rigging kit etc

     

    Hampshire was more like; here's your 40m rope, harness and 3m strop, here's 2 prussik loops and 3 karabiners; knock yourself out.

     

    Plus neath gave us sunscreen and waterproofs, and you didn't have to wait for all the stuffing to be hanging out of your chainsaw protective gear for 6 months to get new kit...

  6. I never had what people seem to think of as long hair; mine has been shoulder length to an inch long for the past few years. Adjust for the season, innit.

     

    I don't like the idea of being a baldie. That gay clone look...

  7. Deer man, I have two jobs as it is: arb and bar work.

     

    Steve, haha I did think that when I posted, but it is true. Probably come to the Cirencester shows and do a bit of rec climbing, otherwise I'm gonna get Faaaat!

     

    Stihlwatersrundeep; Building sites and long commutes are two of my pet hates.

     

    I'll miss the dirty jokes and jokingly sexist/racist/shock value insults and comments, plus the lechery in the summer, but I'm not climbing more than an hour a week these days, as the other climber in our 3/4 man gang has 20+yrs experience. Bit annoying, really.

  8. Today, I got a job with the Plaid Cymru Welsh Assembly member for South West Wales, Liaising with community groups on behalf of Bethan Jenkins. It pays better, so may as well have a go at it.

     

    It's been fun, learning the trees, but I'm just too poor to carry on. I'll still be on the boards, though, and keep my hand in with a bit of carving and that :)

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