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Just now, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

It’s a Scottish thing...

 

You can never quite know what they really mean..😂

I did find Culloden a bit of dancing around  the main question- was it Independence or more of a Nay Deal Jimmeh 😁 k

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17 minutes ago, stihlmadasever said:

Was it his wife?

Was it his press secretary?

His bit on the side?

Another tory twat Mp?

Fuck knows and neither do you so its a moot point as is the situation without the politics.

He's a twat

He's a tory

Hope he gets his jotters

Another one bites the dust

 

What with the other one on recall, things is looking bleak!

 

I don’t mean bleak as in I’m a Tory fan (haven’t voted for ‘em in over a decade) but bleak as in the alternative is Corbyn!

 

Or worse still, a Labour /Lib Dem coalition! 🥺

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14 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

It’s a Scottish thing...

 

You can never quite know what they really mean..😂

We tend not to fuck about.

We dont do subtle,tact or sympathy...

I think its the weather that does it to us..

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5 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

The express?

A tory rag run by Richard Desmond

I wouldnt trust the results of that so called "poll"

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8 minutes ago, stihlmadasever said:

We tend not to fuck about.

We dont do subtle,tact or sympathy...

I think its the weather that does it to us..

Subtle Scots seduction "Brace yersel Morag"

 

Or has that chatup line been replaced by something more PC?

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22 minutes ago, difflock said:

Subtle Scots seduction "Brace yersel Morag"

 

Or has that chatup line been replaced by something more PC?

Thats a Ronnie Barker quote from porridge when he's rippin the piss out of Mr McKay.

Dunno the pc version now

Suppose you'd have to indentify your potential beau's gender indentification first...

God forbid its non binary....

😔

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