Anyone watching strictly come dancing

[Mick Dempsey]

My wife loves it, she makes a curry every Saturday night and we sit there watch it and eat the curry.

There’s worse ways of spending a Saturday night.

She, like me, is becoming fed up with various aspects of it. So as the head of light entertainment at the BBC is undoubtedly a member of Arbtalk I will address this to him.

 

1: New presenters, Tess is a clothes horse, put her out to pasture. Ideally a bloke, comedian like Bradley Walsh, maybe Stephen Mulhern.

2: Stop forcing the same sex dancers on us, it’s not as enjoyable. Johannes for example is a flaming poof, we all know it, dances with women and is very good. Stop using this program for social engineering.

Layton is a West End leading man, with a dance school! It was clear the BBC wanted him to win.

3: Less schmaltz, more laughs, less tears.

4: Bin the Halloween special.

5: Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank is a must.

Edited December 17, 2023 by Mick Dempsey

[adw]

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the Royal variety performance, some cretin in a hi vis, and a bald headed bloke trying to be funny, time for bed.

[pleasant]

I'm watching the darts

[pleasant]

3 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

2: Stop forcing the same sex dancers on us, it’s not as enjoyable.

I have wondered exactly why if one celebrity is outwardly gay they 'must' have a same sex partner. Why? Why can't a gay guy dance with a straight girl, or even a gay girl? After all it's about the dancing...not who they may or may not be attracted to?

Edited December 17, 2023 by pleasant

[pleasant]

Womens football seemingly 'must' have women pundits and commentators, but few if any men. Mens football 'seemingly' must have women pundits and commentators as well, but not a few.

[Rich Rule]

4 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

Be careful with that Mr oldwoodcutter.

 

I had the same tactic, she wanted to be a dancer as a lass, will dance at any opportunity, loves it. Thought it'd make me look good being interested in it with her, then she started talking about dance classes in Edinburgh (an hour away and there's other people there ffs), when she started mentioning the future occasions where we'd have the opportunity to dance I realised I had to loose interest quickly, I'm really more of a headbanging with the lads type dancer, too self conscious for proper dancing.

 

Be careful out there!

My missus was a professional contemporary dancer for about 13 years then she was director of an international dance company touring all over the world.

 

in our honeymoon period of the sentence, she used to drag me to see shows.  I begrudgingly feign enthusiasm then eventually enough was enough.

 

I said I would support her work but don’t drag me to any other shows, I don’t enjoy them and quite frankly I thought it was a load of shite.

 

we are still together after 25 years 🤪

[Steve Bullman]

5 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

My missus was a professional contemporary dancer for about 13 years then she was director of an international dance company touring all over the world.

 

in our honeymoon period of the sentence, she used to drag me to see shows.  I begrudgingly feign enthusiasm then eventually enough was enough.

 

I said I would support her work but don’t drag me to any other shows, I don’t enjoy them and quite frankly I thought it was a load of shite.

 

we are still together after 25 years 🤪

Your sentence, stealing that 😂

[spudulike]

20 hours ago, Rich Rule said:

My missus was a professional contemporary dancer for about 13 years then she was director of an international dance company touring all over the world.

 

in our honeymoon period of the sentence, she used to drag me to see shows.  I begrudgingly feign enthusiasm then eventually enough was enough.

 

I said I would support her work but don’t drag me to any other shows, I don’t enjoy them and quite frankly I thought it was a load of shite.

 

we are still together after 25 years 🤪

Yes, she lives in London and you live in Norway

[Rich Rule]

I wonder who the imposter sat on the sofa next to my son and dog is then? 🤪

[spudulike]

42 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

I wonder who the imposter sat on the sofa next to my son and dog is then? 🤪

Put your glasses on and look closely. If that reveals no clues, try a few skilfully selected questions and if it is still a mystery.....waterboarding will most likely give you the answer!!