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Presence of, not existence of...

 

He speaks as if unaware of all the other artocitries happening around the world aswell :thumbdown:

 

He was right about the perversion of faith tho.

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I'll state first that I'm an atheist.

Is this the church trying to get some media time? Some publicity? Call me cynical, but with the tens of thousands suffering through atrocities in the Middle East over the last decade or so, how come none of that made him doubt his god?

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I'll state first that I'm an atheist.

Is this the church trying to get some media time? Some publicity? Call me cynical, but with the tens of thousands suffering through atrocities in the Middle East over the last decade or so, how come none of that made him doubt his god?

 

 

 

I'd guess the same reason atrocities committed far away don't register as much as those committed close to home...

 

not to mention the French are our next door neighbors.. which for me is something of a pity, I prefer the Germans...

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Perhaps God just popped out for a packet of hobnobs?

 

Either he's omnipresent and omnipotent or he's not!

 

Yerp. I thought after the he made made all those people wait at the traffic lights and then dropped a jet plane on them. You utter Clot. <auto anti swear> I thought when he drop't a helicopter on that pub in Scotland. You utter Clot. <auto anti swear>

Every time I think either you are all powerful and all seeing or your just another malevolent pixie. All you had to do was raise a kerbstone by half an inch and trip someone up in the morning so as they fall and break their wrist and are out of action for the day. But no, nothing; which means you either planned it or knew about it and didn't bother or couldn't. Either way as gods go, you're a bit sh er rubbish

I sometimes think he's arsing about up there with Thor, Loki Odin, Zeus and Apollo and Shiva, Vishnu and Jupiter Juno and Neptune and all the others and that he's the silly childish, doesn't quite fit in one and keeps going look look look what I can do and they all just sigh and tell to stop being a dickhead but then Krishna turns round and says no, guys, guys, watch this...and they all gather round and watch and they see all the people who didn't get hurt in gods most recent little escapade going to church and - no, not telling him to stop being such a Clot <auto anti swear> - but telling him how wonderful he is and how much they still love him!!! and then the other gods just look back at each other in amazement and then look back at God and say Man you is the shiz! Man no wonder you is No1, you just utterly destroyed them just for the shigs and they're still with you etc.

 

I Think it must be very boring being a god

 

This is what I think

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