Neighbours pruned my tree

[mendiplogs]

If we have to go to Hell, so be it.

 

I'm a pretty simple sort of bloke Kevin! (Insert your own joke).

 

I work on the grounds of, you leave me and mine alone, I'll leave you and yours alone. Cross the boundary and I'll set Mrs Egg on ya.

 

Hi EGGS I like that mate that the way to do it thanks Jon 👍

[TurtleWoods72]

My money is on the other bloke, reackon he'll do ya!

 

Popcorn time...

[eggsarascal]

Popcorn time...

 

I have no idea what that means.

[treequip]

I definitely wouldn't advise going round in the middle of the night with a load of salt and drawing a huge penis on the neighbour's lawn with it.

 

Well that's a pretty stupid idea, salt is effective but not an approved substance for that purpose, glyphosate is a much better choice.:laugh1:

[woodpile]

Hi Jon, not done anything so far, seems it's too much hassle. I do have a lot of addresses where you can sign up for mountains of junk mail though...

[spandit]

Do they have flower beds next to their house? Japanese knotweed makes an attractive bedding plant as a peace offering

[matelot]

Do they have flower beds next to their house? Japanese knotweed makes an attractive bedding plant as a peace offering

 

Yeah, JK would never spread to the OP's garden...

[felixthelogchopper]

Well that's a pretty stupid idea, salt is effective but not an approved substance for that purpose, glyphosate is a much better choice.:laugh1:

 

Good to see you are on the mend, Andy

[treequip]

Good to see you are on the mend, Andy

 

Thanks Felix.

 

Not quite there yet, the doctors are pleased with my recovery and are coping well with my impatience. I just want to get back to work

[felixthelogchopper]

Thanks Felix.

 

Not quite there yet, the doctors are pleased with my recovery and are coping well with my impatience. I just want to get back to work

 

Take your time and make a proper job of recovering.