Bosses dog doo doo!

[Starscream]

Please... If I have to blow off a few turds in order to get the job done, then I will. You're all obviously millionaires that don't have to worry about paying the mortgage and can turn jobs down left, right and centre, but unfortunately, I don't have that luxury. Fair enough if it's been carpet bombed by several St Bernard's, but in my experience it's never more than a few. Keep the work coming my way lads, I'll happily earn the money you don't want and blow a few land mines into the borders! Cheers!

[IVECOKID]

I grew up on a pig farm (2,000 pigs plus) and plenty of poo but I could sit and eat my dinner sat in the stuff has I knew what I had fed them but for someone's dog/cat then I draw a line having a mower stinking my van up .

Has for being a millionaire far from even when I started I refused to stoop (no offence) that low for a customer who did not have the decency to clean up before I start .

I have had many customers come back to me after trying other gardener's and there lawns are spotless now .

 

Ste

[Mick Dempsey]

Please... If I have to blow off a few turds in order to get the job done, then I will. You're all obviously millionaires that don't have to worry about paying the mortgage and can turn jobs down left, right and centre, but unfortunately, I don't have that luxury. Fair enough if it's been carpet bombed by several St Bernard's, but in my experience it's never more than a few. Keep the work coming my way lads, I'll happily earn the money you don't want and blow a few land mines into the borders! Cheers!

 

Me too, good post.

[Ty Korrigan]

Ha!

You lot want to try working in French dog owners gardens.

This is a country where even the educated middle classes let their effeminate lap dogs defacate in childrens play areas whilst texting their lovers.

I hate it as much as the rest of you and often make little statements like scooping it into plant pots or one central and very obvious pile near the BBQ.

I recently tried poo bags but I've really not the stomach for handling others scat other than my own child's.

Ty

[dig-dug-dan]

I cut a cricket field as part of a council contract, and my guy who does the stimming was continually being bespattered by dog muck lurking in the long grass round the marker posts.

I told the parish council I would no longer be strimming there as a result. They banned dogs from the field, and at the next meeting, a handful of dog owners, including the guy with 5 dogs who never picks up came in mob handed with mates from the pub, getting hot under the collar.

they told the councik to find a different mowing contractor. To which I replied" if we do find someone to strim through dog muck, its ok to let your dogs crap all over the place and not clear up"?

no reply was forthcoming...

[arbormonkey]

Me too, good post.

 

me to exactly my way thinking bills don't pay them selves needs must at the end of the day

[Lee Winger]

Yep no way am i dealing with other people's dog turds....

[Ian C]

If someone knows your coming and can't even be bothered to clean there dog crap up then they don't think much of you. Not my type of Cliant.

 

True,I would never clean customers dog crap up.

[Lee Winger]

The trouble is these days dog muck seems to be an increasing problem

[Ty Korrigan]

Here is an article on Taxoplasma gondii

France has one of the highest infection rates worldwide at 84% of the population.

So bad is the problem that pregnant women here are vaccinated against it.

Given the French 'laissez-faire' attitude to dog/cat excrement and hand washing in general I am not surprised at all by this.

During a lean period I once worked for a contractor strimming verges around St Malo.

For 3 rainy days in June I vaporised scat with a Stihl 4mix.

I had to strip at lunch to drive home in my underwear and again when I returned home in the evening to my flat above a well known gay bar in Cancale much to the amusement of the regulars outside...

Ty

Edited July 12, 2015 by Ty Korrigan