funniest rubbish joke i heard today

[Stephen Blair]

the london police found a terrorist bomb today in a pot of alphabeti spagetti, luckily it was de-activated safely, if it had blown up it would of certainly spelt disaster:blushing:

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Who told you that?!

[Stephen Blair]

a taxi driver i know

[bob]

I was walking past a mental home today.

could hear them shouting 13 13 13

Wanted to know what they was up to.

So i looked through a hole in the fence.

Some git poked me in the eye

and they all shouted 14 14 14

[Stephen Blair]

i take it you are now on hucks joke list bob

[dangerous brian]

funny funny ha ha lol bob.

[bob]

i take it you are now on hucks joke list bob

 

no tried to be but he wont send any to me:thumbdown:

although i did send him that one on wednesday:sneaky2:

so maybe he claimed credit for that one:ohmy:

obviosly i am a giver and he is a reciever

[Mike Hill]

There was this guy Stan who loved tractors,everything he owned was tractor related.Tractor curtains,Tractor books,Tractor undies even.

 

He meets this firl and they fall in love.He proposes some months later.She accepts but on one condition.That he gives up his tractor obession for her.

With some thought he sayes alright.

 

On their wedding day as they stroll down the asile disaster strikes!The Curtains burst into flame and the hall is filled with smoke.Two members of the wedding party extingush the flames but the hanging smoke is terrible.Stan kicks open the Doors and sucks with all his might,he sucks and sucks,drawing the smoke into his lungs and blowing it out the doors like a locomotive.Soon the air is fresh and the marrage can commence.

 

"Your amazing" Said the Vicar

"No" said Stan.."Just and ExTractor fan":001_tongue: