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The Fifty and Above Club....if you're any younger don't even think about posting.


Mick Stockbridge
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7 hours ago, westphalian said:

Don’t believe everything you read, that’s all I can say. I thought this thread for over 50s and I have to explain about limp dicks??

Ok. A year ago while bucking I followed thru with my chainsaw injuring my knee and lower third of my penis. It never healed right and my wife couldn’t get used to the flaccid 6” at the end. She left me for our local pizza delivery guy.

The grass wasn’t greener and I accepted her back but with the promise of a lifetime 30% discount on all takeaways.

Happy now ?

I'd have held out for a priority VIP delivery service too.

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