'Clever' business names

[oldwoodcutter]

Local Septic tank emptier has “you make it - we take it” on his smelly tankers

[Stool master]

On 27/12/2013 at 12:16, wood4thetrees said:

Saw this one

 

 

[Stool master]

Was trying to post a picture of the Stool Bus, it's still out and about sucking it up, it's my truck that I've run for the last 17 years. Poor old girl gets to pulla drag trailer too!

[Stool master]

...it hauls logs, but not the ones you fellas are into?

[nepia]

Is that the green truck on page 1 of this thread?

[Stool master]

Yep, I was looking on Google images (for stool bus, just to see if I'm famous yet?) while I was waiting for said tanker to fill, when I came across this picture from 2013.

[Conor Wright]

Kdk scaffolding used to have "satisfaction guaranteed with every erection"... used to have one of their tshirts!
They've since changed it to something dreary and boring, something safety and service blah blah something..

"Big Mickey.ie" a furniture store run by a large man named michael.
Their tag line is "it's not what you think!"

"The bloomin' shop" local florist.

"Scratchit, cluck and co." - organic free range eggs.

Theres an agri contractor near here that runs a few oldish zetors
With "yer man's massey may be classy but my zetor is better" on the back windows.

Fogartys Well drilling service
"Where fogarty goes the water flows"

[maybelateron]

I sometimes (only with longstanding customers with a sense of humour) introduce myself when I ring them as "Fellem and Scarper"

[dig-dug-dan]

11 hours ago, oldwoodcutter said:

Local Septic tank emptier has “you make it - we take it” on his smelly tankers

Saw one in the cotswolds that said on one side " yesterdays meals on wheels" and on the back " we'll suck, you'll see!"

[dig-dug-dan]

Fast food place not far away, " abrakebabra"