Arborists Comandments

[Jason James Gairn]

Thine customer is NEVER correct on matters of arboriculture, but to confuse their mind to convince them they had the correct answer/solution is acceptable and may reap great reward!

Thou shalt not swear from the top of a tree at the top of your voice no matter how much its the trees fault.

 

One must swear in Latin only, when it is the trees fault.

 

Te futueo et caballum tuum !!!!!!!

[Stephen Blair]

thou shall always cut off any naughty branches that drive climber mad, and explain to customer it is crown restoration.

thy groundy should never ever touchy blower until ALL lifting and raking is dunneth

Thy groundy should never send up noisy cutty tool without checking that it doesnt need drinky drinky first

[Jason James Gairn]

thou shall always cut off any naughty branches that drive climber mad, and explain to customer it is crown restoration.

thy groundy should never ever touchy blower until ALL lifting and raking is dunneth

Thy groundy should never send up noisy cutty tool without checking that it doesnt need drinky drinky first

 

Universal truths brother. Is it really the same everywhere?

[Stephen Blair]

Universal truths brother. Is it really the same everywhere?

 

Thou shalt not reveal all crazy ins and outs that goesoneth at work, especially the stuffith about Grey squirrels and young pigeons.

[penfold]

have we met before swb? Thats one way to get rid of annoying people when you're trying to have a quiet drink in the pub.

[Stephen Blair]

thou shalt always check fellow climber isnt wearing a microphone when you are 60 foot up a tree, doing a program for bbc 2. And let me babble on about all the dirty stuff i would like to do to the camera crew girlies.

[Stephen Blair]

thou shall always check for bt poles before reducing beech hedge with 046.

[Arborlord]

As a tree surgeon every one looks up to me.

 

Customers i am a professional look my t shirt said so lol.

[Topcat]

Thou will not blow little pile of customers dead husbands ashes all over garden.(whoopps)

 

Thou will take the Pi** out of copper for trying to give groundie a ticket for no driving license whilst sat in right seat of left hand drive mog.(best 10 mins of fun ever).

 

The wife will accept that PPE has more right to be in the washer than her smalls.It paid for the thing and the thong in the first place.Same rule applies to sawdust on carpet, mud and woodchip on drive and urgent chiansaw repairs on kitchen table.

[Linda]

Thou shalt not spit with your visor down