Decerning thieves

[Big 'Ammer]

It not funny really....

 

How did you get the .22 one?

 

Were you driving and holding the lamp with an over enthuasitic rear gunner?

[Dean Lofthouse]

It not funny really....

 

How did you get the .22 one?

 

Were you driving and holding the lamp with an over enthuasitic rear gunner?

 

We were zeroing and I was pointing out each rounds mark.

 

I pointed and walked back and heard him say something which I thought was "where?"

 

It wasn't and as I pointed again he let another round go.

 

It shattered the bone in my finger and the bullet lodged inbetween the bone and the pad in my finger.

 

Being hard as nails and frightened to go to the hospital in case they asked awkward questions I got a butcheres knife, put a slit in the skin and dug out the bullet, I then got two lollipop sticks and splintered my finger and left it at that.

 

It took weeks to heal and about six months before I could bend it properly, my trigger finger as well, I was devastated.

 

That finger since, as won numerous pistol and rifle shooting comps at Bisley. Done it the world of good.

[Mr Ed]

Being hard as nails and frightened to go to the hospital in case they asked awkward questions I got a butcheres knife, put a slit in the skin and dug out the bullet, I then got two lollipop sticks and splintered my finger and left it at that.

 

Its not cause your hard as nails, its cause your a northener. We're all well 'ard.

 

My father in law was cleaning his side by side upstairs in his bedroom, forgot he had one up the spout, blew the end of the bed off.

I once shot a magpie in a hawthorn bush with a mates ancient SbyS, the barrel split and burst just in front of my hand. Could'nt feel a thing in that hand for days. made me wary of old guns too.

 

As for reputation, I've only been broken into once. Chased them accros the field at the back of our farm. Must have looked odd, the guy in only his underpants and chainsaw boots, dogs baying, 5 shot savage auto in hand. Let them have 5 rounds over their heads into the woods.

Not been bothered since:001_smile:

[Peter]

Must have looked odd, the guy in only his underpants and chainsaw boots, dogs baying, 5 shot savage auto in hand.

 

You had time to change out of your stilettos then!

[Dean Lofthouse]

Chased them accros the field at the back of our farm. Must have looked odd, the guy in only his underpants and chainsaw boots, dogs baying, 5 shot savage auto in hand.

 

Lol, I'm not going to sleep tonight, I have this nasty image in my head, a bit like one of those tunes you hum all day and can't get it out of your head

[Mr Ed]

You had time to change out of your stilettos then!

 

Cant run across a field in stilettos.

 

wold have probably been even more frightening though:ohmy:

[Dean Lofthouse]

Cant run across a field in stilettos.

 

wold have probably been even more frightening though:ohmy:

 

The damage that would do to the heels

[Pete Mctree]

You had time to change out of your stilettos then!

 

There not his AND I still want the back Ed- you better not have trashed them:sneaky2:

[Mr Ed]

There not his AND I still want the back Ed- you better not have trashed them:sneaky2:

 

Sorry, I lent them to Dean's missus:001_tongue:

[Pete Mctree]

Sorry, I lent them to Dean's missus:001_tongue:

 

last time i lend you owt- bet you scuffed the heels driving the truck in them too before you gave them to her