One liners from customers

[Mick Dempsey]

Not too old to post a gif..

[topchippyles]

Oui, pas de poulet de printemps ici au milieu de nulle part

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

Not bad Les, valiant effort.

[topchippyles]

3 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Not bad Les, valiant effort.

Cheers mick i try my best HAHA 

Edited February 2, 2020 by topchippyles

[Mick Dempsey]

I did a bit of research Les, and it seems that the closest is “ne pas être un poulet de l’année”  which means (I think) not a first year/this years chicken.

 

I quite enjoy finding the equivalent sayings in French, it reveals the similarities in the human experience.

[Jack.P]

This a classic .will the removal of green waste be chargeable ?

No i got a wand it just magically disappears .

 

 

 

[wicklamulla]

I get quite a few telephone enquiries regarding roadside ash die back and they ask me 'how much is it gonna cost me' to which i reply 'i need to come out and see the job and trees in question'  then i get 'surely you must have some idea?' and i reply 'if you randomly ring up a builder and asked how much will it cost to build a house, without giving them a plan or more information then what kind of an answer would you expect?'

 

I try and sound light hearted and humorous whilst explaining the situation and they usually chuckle when they realise how clueless they sound over the telephone!

[Rough Hewn]

I get quite a few telephone enquiries regarding roadside ash die back and they ask me 'how much is it gonna cost me' to which i reply 'i need to come out and see the job and trees in question'  then i get 'surely you must have some idea?' and i reply 'if you randomly ring up a builder and asked how much will it cost to build a house, without giving them a plan or more information then what kind of an answer would you expect?'
 
I try and sound light hearted and humorous whilst explaining the situation and they usually chuckle when they realise how clueless they sound over the telephone!

Hi I've got a big tree in my garden,
How much?
I've been quoted £100 by two non professionals.
As a professional can you do it for less?
Click.

[Darrin Turnbull]

Can you cut the Neighbors tree they’re on holiday 

[Jack.P]

After discussing everything with a client this morning on a job.

he comes out about 4pm near leaving time and says are you leaving brash there?

yes that’s what was agreed .

changed his mind and tried to get me to move it all down the other end of the farm

thought it was a joke at first