Read this before its banned

[Bob Slade]

The Penis Poem.

 

My nookie days are over.

My pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.

Time was when on its own from my trousers it would spring.

But now its just a full time job to find the bloody thing.

It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave for every single morning

it would stand and watch me shave.

But now old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes.

[Mark Bolam]

The Penis Poem.

 

My nookie days are over.

My pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.

Time was when on its own from my trousers it would spring.

But now its just a full time job to find the bloody thing.

It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave for every single morning

it would stand and watch me shave.

But now old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes.

 

S.Bullman

[Steve Bullman]

damm wiki leaks, how did they get my poem