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Twelve Italian priests were about
to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line
up in a straight row, totally nude,
in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,
big breasted, nude model danced
before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached
to his weenie, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when
she danced in front of them would
not be ordained because he had not
reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before
the first candidate with no reaction..
She proceeded down the line with
the same response from all the
priests until she got to the final
priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his
bell began to ring so loudly that it
flew off, clattering across the
ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly
scrambled to where the bell came
to rest. He bent over to pick it up....

and all the other bells started to ring.

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Teacher with her primary school class:

"Now children, what do you think the man said when the first little pig asked for some straw to build his house?"

"Well fxxx me, a talking pig" suggested a boy.

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1 minute ago, Mike Dempsey said:

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Priceless 😁

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