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If life gives you Melons, maybe you're dyslexic 

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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

 

He would lie awake every night pondering the existence of Dog.

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35 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

 

He would lie awake every night pondering the existence of Dog.

I remember hearing that one told by James Nesbitt on Murphy's Law some 20 years ago!

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The wife just rushed in, all smiles, saying she found her wedding dress and she can still fit in it.

 

 

I haven't the heart to tell her it's the marquee.

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2 old ladies meet up in town. The first old lady, Doreen, says "Hello Mavis, did you come on the bus?"

"I did" replies Mavis "but I made it look like an asthma attack."

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