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8 minutes ago, Will C said:

There was two fish in a tank. One said to the other “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Good old joke that  ☺️

 

Two Penguins in the bath. 

One Penguin says ' pass the soap...' 

 

Other Penguin says '  oh my god! A talking Penguin !!!' 

 

K

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9 hours ago, Big J said:

I'm not sure if it's a little too close to reality to be comfortable, but I love this sketch:

 

 

Pmsl that’s every Christmas for me 🤦🏻‍♀️ If I had a choice I would be on my own in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in front of a log fire in complete peace !!!!  instead I have the drunk relatives and complete chaos 🙄😂😂😂😂😂

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3 hours ago, maybelateron said:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

 

 

No idea.

 

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs.

 

 

Still no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes , no legs an no willy ?

 

Still no ****************ing eye deer  K

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7 minutes ago, Khriss said:

What do you call a deer with no eyes , no legs an no willy ?

 

Still no ****************ing eye deer  K

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur ..............duthinkysaurus .

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