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Little Johnnie's science class

Teacher: "Today we're going to talk about electricity.
First question. Where does the light go when we turn it off?"
Paul said that it goes back into the switch.
Another boy suggested that it goes nowhere....and so on.
Finally, little enthusiastic Johnnie shouted:
"Teacher, teacher....I'm sure I know the answer...it goes into my mum's mouth."
All the class burst out laughing heartily.
Teacher: "What do you mean Johnnie?"
"You see teacher, last night I heard dad whispering to my mum to
turn off the light and put it in your mouth".
Teacher is still recovering from shock.

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