Jokes???

[bluebedouin]

[bluebedouin]

[nepia]

[scbk]

I never knew rollerskate racing was a thing, but it makes a good spectator sport 

 

 

 

 

 

[Logdaft]

[Rac man]

[Rac man]

[Rac man]

[topchippyles]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton-balls and a ball of string on the counter. The sales girl says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she.

[Stubby]

My mate works on the demolition gangs . Was taking down an old hotel on the Brighton sea front . Whilst hacking away at some stud work walls they came across a body . Quite well preserved but well dead . There was an old  medal around its neck .  It said 1968 World Hide and Seek Champion .