Jokes???

[Moose McAlpine]

Just now, David Cropper said:

Yes, you are correct  Moose, that's why I don't watch shite like that. Normally I'm "Down with the kids", in this instance I ain't.

 

Oh wow. Well in that case i won't invite you to my Fat Birds And Bo' Selecta! party. Shame, we were going to have pizza as well.

[David Cropper]

Just now, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Oh wow. Well in that case i won't invite you to my Fat Birds And Bo' Selecta! party. Shame, we were going to have pizza as well.

Fat birds, yes, pizza yes, Bo Selecta shite, no. But thank you for the kind thought.

[eggsarascal]

19 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Oh wow. Well in that case i won't invite you to my Fat Birds And Bo' Selecta! party. Shame, we were going to have pizza as well.

Don't start him about fat birds he'll be on my case.

[Moose McAlpine]

13 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Don't start him about fat birds he'll be on my case.

 

He's probably out on the hunt already.

 

Do you like Bo' Selecta? There's a place going spare.

[topchippyles]

2 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

He's probably out on the hunt already.

 

Do you like Bo' Selecta? There's a place going spare.

You boys are mounting tumpers are you 😆

[Moose McAlpine]

9 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

You boys are mounting tumpers are you 😆

 

Why, you want in as well?

[eggsarascal]

15 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

He's probably out on the hunt already.

 

Do you like Bo' Selecta? There's a place going spare.

I'll give it a miss if you don't mind.

[topchippyles]

4 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Why, you want in as well?

Not for me musch 😝 Give eggs the biggest one available and he will get her a chinese takeaway in as it has been known before. 

[Moose McAlpine]

You lot are no fun.

 

Well i'm off, if you haven't heard from me in a week just assume i died happy, full of pizza and muffled by flesh.

 

[David Cropper]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Don't start him about fat birds he'll be on my case.

Ah, Eggs dear boy, I'd forgotten about you and your unwillingness to try the larger sized ladies. I'm afraid, in my professional opinion as a connoisseur of flesh, that you are a lost cause. Or maybe you have sampled the delights of Mr Johnson's barrel too many times. I think my next wife will be a big un,  had two small ones, time to expand my marital horizons.