Jokes???

[Tippin Alaybye]

Bloody brilliant

[Rich Rule]

[Baldbloke]

[Doug Tait]

11 minutes ago, Baldbloke said:

Interested, can he post pics please

[Mick Dempsey]

[agg221]

Did you hear about the race between two cats to see which could become the first to swim the channel? The English entrant was called 'One Two Three' and the French entrant was called 'Un Deux Trois'. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

 

Alec

[woodwizzard]

[woodwizzard]

[David Cropper]

38 minutes ago, agg221 said:

Did you hear about the race between two cats to see which could become the first to swim the channel? The English entrant was called 'One Two Three' and the French entrant was called 'Un Deux Trois'. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

 

Alec

I had to think about that and I live in France!

[Moose McAlpine]

3 hours ago, agg221 said:

Did you hear about the race between two cats to see which could become the first to swim the channel? The English entrant was called 'One Two Three' and the French entrant was called 'Un Deux Trois'. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

 

Alec

 

I've never forgotten it, but i haven't heard that one for about 25 years!

 

2 hours ago, David Cropper said:

I had to think about that and I live in France!

 

Merde alors!