Jokes???

[Mark J]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?













A Carrot.

[Mark J]

Did you hear the one about the magical tractor? 
It was driving down a road when it turned into a field.

[nepia]

Did you hear about the truck driver that gave a witch a lift?

She put her hand on his knee and he turned into a layby.

[Stubby]

Whats brown and steamy and comes out the back of cows  

 

 

 

The I.O.W. ferry .

[eggsarascal]

Anyone got any funny jokes?

[bluebedouin]

57 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Anyone got any funny jokes?

I thought this was quite funny.

[bluebedouin]

[bluebedouin]

[eggsarascal]

Jeez, the answer should have been no then,

[bluebedouin]

A woman  was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.

They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

 
They went to her husband and  explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.

 
The husband was sceptical, but  they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

 
The nurses run back into the  room. 'What happened!?' they cried.   

 
The husband  said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.