Jokes???

[Baldbloke]

[Baldbloke]

[Baldbloke]

[Mark J]

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

[David Cropper]

[Mark J]

[daveatdave]

11 hours ago, David Cropper said:

reminds me of that bloke out of slade

[Khriss]

10 hours ago, daveatdave said:

reminds me of that bloke out of slade

Dave Hill, still teaching music at Black country college cos Noddy cleared all the rights to Slades music   ?  K

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[Billhook]

On 24/04/2020 at 17:14, youngsbury said:

She has made the problem so much clearer to me!