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An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a 'Sex Shop'.

Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few feet across to the counter.

Finally grabbing the counter for support, and s-tut-ter- ing, she asked the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldooos?"

The clerk, (trying hard not to laugh), politely replied, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models. . ."

The old woman then asked: "Doooo youuuu carry aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk ... aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?"

Trying not to laugh, and with a little smile creeping around his mouth, the clerk responded, "Yes, yes we do."

She stammered, "Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?"

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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn are on a plane.
Corbyn looked at May, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a £1,000 note out of the window right now and make somebody happy." 
May shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten £100 notes out of the window and make ten people happy" 
Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!" ..

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