Jokes???

[Khriss]

39 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:

Brest is in west France.
And the u boat pens are in St nazaire.
But Berlin is the coolest city I’ve ever lived in.
Prenzlauberg and kreutzberg (92)

.... Bremen, just woke up ?  K

[Johnsond]

2 hours ago, Khriss said:

.... Bremen, just woke up ?  K

Small world K I was working over there around that time on the ponds that later became the foundations for the Sony building at potzdammer platz. 
Many of the evenings and subsequent mornings were a total blur. 

Edited October 10, 2020 by Johnsond

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[Khriss]

For the Hard of Understanding ( flooded forecourt with large current appliances - took me a minute ) K

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A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.

Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon.

"It's very brave of you to come out here," says Matthew. "Please tell the audience what happened."

"Well," replies Simon, "about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs."

"That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?" asks Matthew.

"No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died. But they also said that his legs were fine and, with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful.
"I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year."

A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.

Kelly responds with:
"That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?"

"Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Half-uncle"

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