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8 hours ago, Doug Tait said:

 

……And there was Jane who met an untimely demise at a nursing home because she tripped on the rumpled carpet on the stairs, it had been reported to management but not actioned.

 

 


Jane didn’t trip, she was pushed on the stairs.

 

The Perp’ rumpled the carpet after the event to cover up the ruse.

 

 

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Sorry troops . I have not been able to get on the register of a morning lately . Got pants WiFi at the moment . Drops out a lot and when it does connect its like swimming through treacle . Had a new router and a new cable but its still shit . Engineer coming out tomorrow . I think water is getting in the inspection cover coz its worse when its pissing down .  

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8 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Sorry troops . I have not been able to get on the register of a morning lately . Got pants WiFi at the moment . Drops out a lot and when it does connect its like swimming through treacle . Had a new router and a new cable but its still shit . Engineer coming out tomorrow . I think water is getting in the inspection cover coz its worse when its pissing down .  

 

Thank goodness, I'll sleep tonight, had a horrible feeling you'd run off with the post woman!

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Up late after oversleep! Turned alarm off at 5am and was not really awake! Off to work now though but no tea, and no crossword! Still away to work while not too late!

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