Jump to content

Log in or register to remove this advert

Moronic Signs


Billhook
 Share

Recommended Posts

Log in or register to remove this advert

3 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

In France Road Closed means ‘road might be closed, do you feel lucky?’

It's like deviation signs around small villages etc. Just the one, then sod all, it's like the clowns who put them up expect everyone to know the way around as though you live in the village. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

In France Road Closed means ‘road might be closed, do you feel lucky?’

It means the same here with the added caveat of "probably not, you may as well give it a go as there is no diversion route signed".

The lighting boards above motorways have a similar interpretation when displaying "Caution, Workers in road". Translates as "almost certainly isn't but we thought if you slowed right down it would be a fun way to pee you off".

 

All sorts of arguments to this but the boy who cried wolf is how I see it. 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

26 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Sorry to contradict, Moose. I don't know what part of France you are referring to, certainty not where I live and work.

 

Maybe it's just the motorways then? Or maybe i'm just lucky.

 

Or more likely, they do it badly just for you, maybe to remind you of home.

 

16 minutes ago, Peasgood said:

The lighting boards above motorways have a similar interpretation when displaying "Caution, Workers in road". Translates as "almost certainly isn't but we thought if you slowed right down it would be a fun way to pee you off".

 

Miles of warnings for "debris" and yet.. nothing. All the time for me on the M1 and M25.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Maybe it's just the motorways then? Or maybe i'm just lucky.

 

Or more likely, they do it badly just for you, maybe to remind you of home.

 

 

Miles of warnings for "debris" and yet.. nothing. All the time for me on the M1 and M25.

No, motorways are as bad. Not for nothing are you referred to as "Lucky Moose McAlpine" throughout the Continental road systems.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

34 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

No, motorways are as bad. Not for nothing are you referred to as "Lucky Moose McAlpine" throughout the Continental road systems.

 

No, i was "that English c**t in the van" usually.

 

Last time i drove through i was a c**t in an Audi though. Not sure if that's better or worse.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

Maybe it's just the motorways then? Or maybe i'm just lucky.

 

Or more likely, they do it badly just for you, maybe to remind you of home.

 

 

Miles of warnings for "debris" and yet.. nothing. All the time for me on the M1 and M25.

On the M27 plod practice their  " rolling road blocks " once a fortnight ...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, Stubby said:

On the M27 plod practice their  " rolling road blocks " once a fortnight ...

 

No Stubby, you keeping driving your Honda Jazz the wrong way down the motorway on your bi-weekly shopping trip.

 

They're not practicing and one day you'll get in trouble for it!

  • Like 1
  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Moose McAlpine said:

 

No Stubby, you keeping driving your Honda Jazz the wrong way down the motorway on your bi-weekly shopping trip.

 

They're not practicing and one day you'll get in trouble for it!

Thanks for clearing that one up bud . 👍

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share


  •  

  • Featured Adverts

About

Arbtalk.co.uk is a hub for the arboriculture industry in the UK.  
If you're just starting out and you need business, equipment, tech or training support you're in the right place.  If you've done it, made it, got a van load of oily t-shirts and have decided to give something back by sharing your knowledge or wisdom,  then you're welcome too.
If you would like to contribute to making this industry more effective and safe then welcome.
Just like a living tree, it'll always be a work in progress.
Please have a look around, sign up, share and contribute the best you have.

See you inside.

The Arbtalk Team

Follow us

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.