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50 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Don't forget the cardigan and beige windcheater . 

And sartorial headgear.  A briar or kuffayeh n endless rambling abt price of 750 16s as this low profile rubbish is shite off road, plus  scampi were never this small last i ate here. K

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That young Paul Weller can carry a tune... Not like that twat Nick Cave.
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On 29/06/2020 at 19:07, AHPP said:

The majority of people in the UK are thick as mince. If the government told the population they’re free to turn themselves in to an abattoir on July 4th, there’d be queues.  

 

Missed this one before, I've just spat coffee all over the place. Well done.

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It gets better by the day! Apparently I can't go to the pub and sit at a table with people who don't live in my household. Looks like I'll be talking to myself. Who makes these ridiculous rules?

 

They want shafting with the rough end of a pineapple.

 

Hang on, I'll sit with who I like.

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32 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

It gets better by the day! Apparently I can't go to the pub and sit at a table with people who don't live in my household. Looks like I'll be talking to myself. Who makes these ridiculous rules?

 

They want shafting with the rough end of a pineapple.

 

Hang on, I'll sit with who I like.

Pub life is going to be shit for a while anyway. I've no interest in having to book a slot and queue to drink in a heaving pub. I'll avoid them for another month or two until I can go back to popping for a spontaneous pint and a bite to eat. 

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4 minutes ago, Joe Newton said:

Pub life is going to be shit for a while anyway. I've no interest in having to book a slot and queue to drink in a heaving pub. I'll avoid them for another month or two until I can go back to popping for a spontaneous pint and a bite to eat. 

That might be the case, the case I was trying to get across is hundreds of us could work in a factory all week, yet if a few of the lads fancy a pint on a Friday evening we can't sit at the same table because we don't all live in the same house.

 

It makes no sense.

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45 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Apparently I can't go to the pub and sit at a table with people who don't live in my household

Not a good time to be single then!

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1 minute ago, Gary Prentice said:

Not a good time to be single then!

Well it seems if everyone followed the misguided rules I wouldn't be able to take the lass down the pub on Saturday. Fortunately our landlady's got a brain.

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