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Who would you like to end up with on a tropical island


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Just now, spandit said:

What a charming notion.

 

Yes, I do have a type

Upper class horsey types?

 

How does the fantasy run in your mind? You, the poor yet industrious stable boy wins over the heart of the aristocratic class tearaway maiden who in quintessential English style has gnashes that put her prize mare to shame. Fleeting yet heavily charged meetings in the stables slowly allow a romance to blossom. 

 

Culminating with the Bonnie lass ripping the foreskin off your Bellend and blood all over your breeches. 

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3 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Upper class horsey types?

 

How does the fantasy run in your mind? You, the poor yet industrious stable boy wins over the heart of the aristocratic class tearaway maiden who in quintessential English style has gnashes that put her prize mare to shame. Fleeting yet heavily charged meetings in the stables slowly allow a romance to blossom. 

 

Culminating with the Bonnie lass ripping the foreskin off your Bellend and blood all over your breeches. 

Someone has too much time on their hands!

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Good luck getting these fancy lasses helping you build somewhere to live out the rest of your days. I can't wait to look over at the other islands to see all you lot.

The little blonde from Tescos wondering what she's done to end up on an island with a bloke who is trying to build a Vespa out of coconuts and some logs meanwhile, me and Ray are living it up in the castle he's built on our island.

Bullman, you're welcome to paddle over as long as you save us a bit of McMannus.

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