Anyone want this job in Croydon?? Oak logs

[essexjack]

£250 left on this job in Croydon does anyone want it

[Guest]

Hmmm! let me think! Do I want to do a hard job for £250 when the jobs worth more. So tempting, but I think I'll pass. Methinks you need to work on your salespitch!

[essexjack]

Hmmm! let me think! Do I want to do a hard job for £250 when the jobs worth more. So tempting, but I think I'll pass. Methinks you need to work on your salespitch!

You’re a big help aren’t you

[Mick Dempsey]

A. This is great! I love my job!

B.  This is really quite big isn’t it? Wish I had a bigger saw.

C.  Jesus I’m going to be here forever, and I still have to handball this onto the truck,

how am I going to get out of this? 

D. Bollocks, this crown break is a nightmare, I’m off home for the weekend, I’ll try and think of something..

[lux]

I’d want £250 quid just to take away the van load of sawdust ringing that up will produce...........

[petercb]

Reckon you've more chance of finding a pack of toilet rolls in Tescos!

[Mick Dempsey]

Maybe should have left it whole for @Al Wallace and his grab lorry.

[otter]

Put free firewood on Facebook.  

It will gone by the morning ?

[Mick Dempsey]

16 minutes ago, otter said:

Put free firewood on Facebook.  

It will gone by the morning ?

Problem with that is the clients garden will be full of log goblins, not a good look.

[MattyF]

A. This is great! I love my job!
B.  This is really quite big isn’t it? Wish I had a bigger saw.
C.  Jesus I’m going to be here forever, and I still have to handball this onto the truck,
how am I going to get out of this? 
D. Bollocks, this crown break is a nightmare, I’m off home for the weekend, I’ll try and think of something..

Haha on closer inspection I recon B looks like “what bastards put nails in this tree, I hope there is no more “ ....by the filings around the vice and the cuts.