Joke for you all

[Husqvarna King]

An Englishman, and Irishman and an Aussie are asked to price a crown reduction on a large Oak tree at a development site in London......

The Aussie turns up and looks around at the condition of the tree...asks by how much it should be reduced.... looks at the access and then comes up with a figure of £400

The irishman turns up without asking what needs to be done and says "I'll get ma boys to do that for £100"

The Englishman sits outside the area in his brand new truck without even looking at the tree and says to the Site Manager " i'll do it for £2400"

"Why ever that much" the Manager says

The Englishman replies "Thats £1000 for me, £1000 for you and we'll get the bloody Aussie to do the work!":proud:

[David Humphries]

Pure Class !

Tickled me unmentionables !

[Canal Navvy]

When the steelwork contract came up for tender the site manager was dismayed to find the Irishman pricing the job."But Paddy,you are so thick that you do not know the difference between a girder and a joist!" Paddy replied "I do know Sorr that Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust":fisheye: