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3 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Give over! I'm being picked up by one of their lads, I'd have a tenner on it though that when he gets here he'll say do you fancy driving.

He'll change his mind when he realises you can't see as far as the dashboard.

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Just now, AHPP said:

He'll change his mind when he realises you can't see as far as the dashboard.

Just get it off your chest and tell everyone I ran out of Diesel the other day, you could always rub the salt in and tell them I was ten miles from home with no phone with me so I had to walk back in the pissing rain.

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4 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Just get it off your chest and tell everyone I ran out of Diesel the other day, you could always rub the salt in and tell them I was ten miles from home with no phone with me so I had to walk back in the pissing rain.

"I've broken down. Can I have a lift tomorrow morning?"

"Bugger. What were the symptoms? Any idea what it is?" <meanwhile racking my brains for what tools I might need>

"Well I say broke down."

"..."

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2 minutes ago, AHPP said:

"I've broken down. Can I have a lift tomorrow morning?"

"Bugger. What were the symptoms? Any idea what it is?" <meanwhile racking my brains for what tools I might need>

"Well I say broke down."

"..."

Easily diagnosed, there wasn't enough of that wet stuff in that big tank to get me to a fuel station... Perhaps should have thought about that before I left a town to head into rural Suffolk.

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