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1 hour ago, monkeybusiness said:

Hopefully your nephew gets charged with handling stolen goods, dirty little thief. 

Yea I was hoping the same but he's a bit to clever for that...   still he's down a few grand he must of paid a bit for them..  we'll have to have the satisfaction he's lost money and someone has got their plant back.....  

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14 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

You were discussing with your wife which of you should accuse the other of assault?

Paddy is in court, again, accused of beating his wife.

The Judge said ‘Paddy, you’re here before me again.

Why do you keep beating your wife?’

 

Paddy said ‘Well Your Honour.

I think it’s due to my better footwork, faster hand speed and superior reach’.

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12 hours ago, Mark Bolam said:

Paddy is in court, again, accused of beating his wife.

The Judge said ‘Paddy, you’re here before me again.

Why do you keep beating your wife?’

 

Paddy said ‘Well Your Honour.

I think it’s due to my better footwork, faster hand speed and superior reach’.

It’s a decent joke Mark, not sure the ‘paddy’ stuff is necessary though.

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4 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

It’s a decent joke Mark, not sure the ‘paddy’ stuff is necessary though.

agree. Mick is more PC

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