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I am about to receive my pension, but I am fit and looked in the mirror the other day and thought I saw a forty year old man

(eye sight obviously going as well as the brain!)

 

Went down to London at the weekend and boarded a very crowded tube.  Standing room only, next stop several departed and a young girl  jumped on.  She spied the only empty seat and was about to sit down, then saw me and asked if I would like to take it.  It was a very kind thought but I nearly swore at her!

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9 hours ago, Billhook said:

I am about to receive my pension, but I am fit and looked in the mirror the other day and thought I saw a forty year old man

(eye sight obviously going as well as the brain!)

 

Went down to London at the weekend and boarded a very crowded tube.  Standing room only, next stop several departed and a young girl  jumped on.  She spied the only empty seat and was about to sit down, then saw me and asked if I would like to take it.  It was a very kind thought but I nearly swore at her!

Welcome to my world of work ; ) happens all the time :P K

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9 hours ago, Billhook said:

I am about to receive my pension, but I am fit and looked in the mirror the other day and thought I saw a forty year old man

(eye sight obviously going as well as the brain!)

 

Went down to London at the weekend and boarded a very crowded tube.  Standing room only, next stop several departed and a young girl  jumped on.  She spied the only empty seat and was about to sit down, then saw me and asked if I would like to take it.  It was a very kind thought but I nearly swore at her!

I forgot to mention that my wife  was half sitting next to me on one of those half seats.  Now she is only ten months younger but does really look more like forty and she was laughing for the rest of the journey, just like you miserable lot.  All I do is pour out my heart on this site to gain a little sympathy and what do I receive?       Laughter emoticons!

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