Chipper major mechanical failure, warrant???

[PeteB]

I think I heard Jason talking to someone else about this. I'll check and pm you tomorrow. 

[Ty Korrigan]

2 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Mind you his avatar was a bit of a clue.

I'm on a smartphone, barely make out the keyboard these days. My next U.K visit will be a Specsavers holiday special. 

  Stuart

[Ty Korrigan]

In the Top Trumps of chipper disasters, this card IS the trump card.

Just a thought, did you try chipping a 88mm panzer tank shell? 

 David Cropper almost did with his stumpgrinder which is why HE now wears bi-focals and discreet incontinence protection.

Also, have your tried blaming immigrants?

Scotspine and Vespasian could advise you there.

Are you sure you're not just exagerating the problem? Try turning it on and off a few times.

 At some point a Bandit owner will look in at this thread and shake his head and laugh.

A Timber Wolf owner might raise his head above the parapit to try and have a smirk but just scare him off with stories of broken stub axles and flying alloy flywheel fins...

Best of luck with it all.

  Stuart

 

 

 

[David Cropper]

7 hours ago, Ty Korrigan said:

In the Top Trumps of chipper disasters, this card IS the trump card.

Just a thought, did you try chipping a 88mm panzer tank shell? 

 David Cropper almost did with his stumpgrinder which is why HE now wears bi-focals and discreet incontinence protection.

Also, have your tried blaming immigrants?

Scotspine and Vespasian could advise you there.

Are you sure you're not just exagerating the problem? Try turning it on and off a few times.

 At some point a Bandit owner will look in at this thread and shake his head and laugh.

A Timber Wolf owner might raise his head above the parapit to try and have a smirk but just scare him off with stories of broken stub axles and flying alloy flywheel fins...

Best of luck with it all.

  Stuart

 

 

 

My discreet incontinence garments are the height of fashion in some quarters I'll have you know. Advanced age also comes in to it to be fair. 

[Khriss]

...is why I carry a pack of these....

[Khriss]

..... Near Miss Recovery kit, next to my IRF forms, K

[Khriss]

13 hours ago, sihart100 said:

 

Hi, has anyone ever had a chipper decide it want to rip itself in to pieces for no obviously reason?

 

My chipper went with a huge bang today and ripped a massive hole in * my groundie*

Seriously Simon, that was one hell of a Near Miss ! I hope dealer and manufacturer get right on this one, poor bloke could have been totalled Mr Green mech  needs to see this, K

[Husqvarna King]

Just when you're thinking of chopping your chipper in for a green mech......you see this......think I'll stick! Hope it gets sorted by them for you. It bloody well should be

[john p]

Just when you're thinking of chopping your chipper in for a green mech......you see this......think I'll stick! Hope it gets sorted by them for you. It bloody well should be

Any machine can go tits up, it’s how the manufacturer/dealer responds that is the important thing imo

[Husqvarna King]

Just now, john p said:

Any machine can go tits up, it’s how the manufacturer/dealer responds that is the important thing imo

Too true, never been a green mech fan though but had started to come round to the idea, a little off putting to say the least.