Naked model in the garden today

[forestboy1978]

So I turned up at my next contract and knocked the door. They were expecting me and had said go right ahead with whatever etc.. and there was no answer so I went in the garden....

 

As I walked into the garden I look around and notice windows were open etc so thought shit better go back and knock again and look up and there's a stunning naked women sitting up from a lounger on the balcony. I said oh shit, sorry, sorry, I did knock the door and did a runner. 

 

Go round the front all flustered and shit and wait for her to emerge. Absolutely beautiful woman opens the door and I apologise again profusely and she say no it's OK I'm a model, I'm used to it. I said er, well I'm bloody not jesus christ lol....

 

I am not joking but I seriously hope I don't have that to contend with over the next 3 hot days.. OMG..

 

Thought I'd share...

[difflock]

Do I have to spell it out  .  .  .

pics or it didnt happen  .  .  .

[forestboy1978]

9 minutes ago, difflock said:

Do I have to spell it out  .  .  .

pics or it didnt happen  .  .  .

I swear it! Swear, swear, swear, it happened. 

[forestboy1978]

Told the Mrs about it and would you believe not the tiniest bit of jealousy. Just laughed in my face. 

[woody paul]

All a lunch time dream.?

[Steve Bullman]

I still have my climbing gear if you need a hand

[woody paul]

6 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

I still have my climbing gear if you need a hand

I am sure you could get to balcony easier.

[felixthelogchopper]

Whatever you do, don't take Matelot and his hair trigger with you. Could get messy.

[Luckyeleven]

https://gph.is/2buKQy8

[dig-dug-dan]

You lucky sod!