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When you used to watch comedians  ( Bernard Manning etc ) on TV on a prime time Saturday night  family show tell jokes that you laughed at .....but if you were to repeat them nowadays you could cause such a level of offence in some people that you could be in serious legal trouble !!!    however words such as F%*K and C?@T  do not seem to cause the offence they used too !!! 

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... the ill considered trip to the dancefloor ends in crippling social angst as you realise you have absolutely no idea what to do with your appendages.

 

Cue the 'hilarious exagerated dance moves of the ages' cover routine, followed by the strategic boogie to the edge of the floor, followed by the mock confident stride to the bar, reminiscent of a man totally at ease with what just occured.

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5 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

You call that music? The Rolling Stones played music! Modern stuff ain’t music...

There have been some really good bands out in the last 5/6 years but dont get airtime on the major radio stations due to the commercial shite that we have rammed down our throats,that and that twat cowell's never ending conveyor belt of talentless, personality void cretins makes it near impossible for genuine talent to shine through...

Bit of a rant..

Apologies.

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19 minutes ago, stihlmadasever said:

and that twat cowell's never ending conveyor belt of talentless, personality void cretins makes it near impossible for genuine talent to shine through...

How things change so quickly.... I got edited by some moderator only a couple of years ago for describing young folk that throw on the chainbrake at 13000 rpm as tvvats... but I am old........and I do agree with you ......re cowell, :thumbup:

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