The Lets Laugh at Nigel Thread

[Yournamehere]

Someone should tell him that, generally, 'disinterested' means 'impartial' not 'uninterested'.

 

See here para 6.

 

 

 

 

 

[Yournamehere]

On another forum far, far away, someone said that the consultant should have got rid of the cancerous testicle when he/she had the opportunity.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Your grammar is correct but what's the point?...

[daltontrees]

Someone should tell him that, generally, 'disinterested' means 'impartial' not 'uninterested'.

 

If he can't even speak english, no wonder he has such a bother getting on with mainland europe.

[Pinkfoot]

Load of bollocks.

Not you Dalton, Nigel Fartlarge.

[kentjames]

Well is he?

[Daniël Bos]

I don't understand why everybody keeps pronouncing his name wrong/poncy? Surely it should rhyme with garage?

 

Regards,

Eu imported worker.

[matelot]

I honestly think Nigel/ UKIP are the best thing for UK politics for the last 50 years. He's opened up the debate on the benefits of the EU and mass immigration....

[Yournamehere]

You know when you're out on a job and some old bloke comes along and says,"gor blimey mate what you want all that kit for you're not going up everest ha ha ha why don't you just climb up there properly and cut it off why don't you just cut the whole tree down its only a small one you cud just cut it through at the base if you were any good ooh can you just take a branch off my sycamore before you go you're not going to chip all that are you that's a waste that is you should cut it up for fire wood that would be more useful. Gor blimey missus (to customer) I hope you're not paying these blokes too much money they're a right bunch of clowns they wouldn't need half that kit if they knew what they were doing me an ted cud of done that for a cup of tea and a slice of cake". AND THEN WALKS AWAY.

Well Nigel (pronounced not to rhyme with g'rarj nor even garidge but with anchor) is to politics what that old bloke is to you.

Happy to help

Yourn

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

You know when you're out on a job and some old bloke comes along and says,"gor blimey mate what you want all that kit for you're not going up everest ha ha ha why don't you just climb up there properly and cut it off why don't you just cut the whole tree down its only a small one you cud just cut it through at the base if you were any good ooh can you just take a branch off my sycamore before you go you're not going to chip all that are you that's a waste that is you should cut it up for fire wood that would be more useful. Gor blimey missus (to customer) I hope you're not paying these blokes too much money they're a right bunch of clowns they wouldn't need half that kit if they knew what they were doing me an ted cud of done that for a cup of tea and a slice of cake". AND THEN WALKS AWAY.

Well Nigel (pronounced not to rhyme with g'rarj nor even garidge but with anchor) is to politics what that old bloke is to you.

Happy to help

Yourn

 

In your opinion.

 

This thread doesn't derserve the bite, goodbye. Matelot -