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Mrs Egg and I have always got a lottery ticket on a weekend, last week we got lucky, we are now multi millionaires. We've both jacked in working and are supping Gin and Tonic on a beach in the Caribbean. I've just taken delivery of a massive Sea going yacht.

 

I've got to nip off now, our driver as just turned up in the Bentley.

 

What are you lot upto?

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I know a girl who won £1.4m on the lottery.

Believe it or not, it totally destroyed her life. She actually said it was the worst thing that had ever happened to her.

 

 

Timon.

 

Was that Mrs Egg ? :001_smile:

 

Bob

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I know a girl who won £1.4m on the lottery.

Believe it or not, it totally destroyed her life. She actually said it was the worst thing that had ever happened to her.

 

 

Timon.

 

Funny how money affects different people.

 

My win put 3 inches on the length of my penis.

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