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Sum up a thread in two sentences.


Mick Dempsey
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Bit of fun, although I'm sure it'll turn to death threats.

 

Take one of the most popular threads on here and précis it in two sentences.

 

Some are actual, some are generic ones repeated under different guises.

 

 

1. I've had enough of furriners.

Go and pick your own lettuce then you racist.

 

 

2. I'm skint in London.

I've got a job up north!

 

 

3. I want to start in the industry!

Your dreams will crumble into dust you idiot.

 

 

4. What do you all think of this chainsaw?

You're a fool who will die alone and screaming.

 

 

5. Everybody must use alkalte fuels!

Shut up you nutter, it costs a bloody fortune.

 

 

6. I want to buy this 4wd.

Buy one of those and I'll kill you for your own good.

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1. In or out

Here's some random things I've kept bottled up

 

2. Kiln dried vs air dried

Husqvarna vs stihl

 

3. I've made a small spelling mistake

10 pages of puns

 

4. How much should I earn?

Run you fool

 

5. Which chainsaw should I buy?

Anything but those useless Husqvarnas, Stihl, Echos...

 

6. Here's a fun thread

Anyone else bored on a day off?

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