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Arb commandments


Shane
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With the iminent arrival of the xmas festivities I was wondering what the Arb bible might list as our commandments?

 

Here goes...

 

1. Thou shalt subscribe to Arbtalk and forsake all other forums.

2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s truck, chipper, tools or employees.

3. Thou shalt not create graven images from thy timber, unless of best quality and nicely finished.

4. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbour’s tools.

5. Thou shalt not bear false witness to thy Tree Officer over thy TPO application.

6. Thy work will be to BS3998 2010.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery – even with the most tempting of customer.

8.Thou shalt honour thy family and thy business and offer ye not tempting price reductions.

9. Thou shalt cause no harm to others, abating all risk with thine assessment.

10. Thou shalt respect the seventh day as thy contingency day – lest the tempest prevent thee from doing thy work on the planned day.

 

If you are offended but aret a true Christian then please forgive me -

this is not intended to offend Christians but to give guidance and help save the souls of Arb workers.

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