Bite your tongue.

[Firestorm]

I'll explain.

We've all heard the jokes like, "I've got a bush that needs trimming" etc etc

So when I arrived at a hedge cutting job yesterday for a new female customer and she says "I want you to smash it as hard as you can".

 

I nearly died and found it almost an impossible job to not laugh, she clearly didn't realise what she had said.

 

And then when I'd finished smashing the hedge as hard as I could, to top her earlier comment she said " That's exactly what I wanted, the man I had before never smashed it that hard".

 

I laughed all the way home, the wife luckily saw the funny side too.

 

Any one else had funny bite your tongue moments?

[easy-lift guy]

I once knew fellow colleague who was called out to give a bid on some hedge work by a female customer. When he got to the house and rang the bell the customer answered the door and was all commando and wanted more than an estimate, pronto!. My colleague was already married and explained as much to the customer. He did tell me he did not get the job, however I suspect he wont be forgetting that estimate for a long time to come. OBTW, she was a looker for sure.

easy-lift guy

[Breezeblock]

I once knew fellow colleague who was called out to give a bid on some hedge work by a female customer. When he got to the house and rang the bell the customer answered the door and was all commando and wanted more than an estimate, pronto!. My colleague was already married and explained as much to the customer. He did tell me he did not get the job, however I suspect he wont be forgetting that estimate for a long time to come. OBTW, she was a looker for sure.

easy-lift guy

 

why don't i get these jobs to quote on

[Mortimer Firewood]

Quoted for a job at local house owned by an escort. There was a vehicle parked in the drive I recognised . As we walked past the living room window there was a pair of hiflex with braces boots and orange Stijl tshirt turns out a rival got there before me and must of taken a deposit.

[Firestorm]

I forget to mention she was in her sixties.

[felixthelogchopper]

Quoted for a job at local house owned by an escort. There was a vehicle parked in the drive I recognised . As we walked past the living room window there was a pair of hiflex with braces boots and orange Stijl tshirt turns out a rival got there before me and must of taken a deposit.

 

Or left one.

[Yournamehere]

I forget to mention she was in her sixties.

 

I remember working for one old dear and whilst I was having tea she was regaling me with tales of her life in India during the last days of the Raj and how she was taken up the Kyber by a regiment of Light Dragoons.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Quoted for a job at local house owned by an escort. There was a vehicle parked in the drive I recognised . As we walked past the living room window there was a pair of hiflex with braces boots and orange Stijl tshirt turns out a rival got there before me and must of taken a deposit.

 

 

Be funny if that guy reads this thread and fills in details of the job....!

[Mark Bolam]

Or left one.

 

Snigger!

 

 

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[Mortimer Firewood]

Be funny if that guy reads this thread and fills in details of the job....!

 

The guy is not on arbtalk but regularly gets stick over it not when wife was in ear shot. Lots of used johnnies in the laylandie 3ft away from bedroom window..